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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in bokeh Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by bokeh a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform porn an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word memek for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes bokep and porn declared bokep the woman an 'actrice', bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal bokeh Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men crot dread - the crot louder the cry of memek ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex bokeh as bokep performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is memek genuinely aroused, bokep trusts porn her partner and porn is bokeh not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek bokep like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an porn occasional basis, porn they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokep another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels bokeh were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory memek vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms memek the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you memek get a bloomin' move on.' memek Sound familiar, memek ladies?

bokeh The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out memek their TVs: bokeh bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to crot attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokeh women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were fertile porn and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a bokeh sex worker, bokeh I can porn understand porn the need to advertise. But if porn you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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