I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by
bokep a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for
bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning,
bokeh she rolled her eyes and
porn declared the woman an 'actrice',
porn or
memek sex worker.
Now,
crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes,
bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and
bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy,
porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words,
porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels:
memek there's sex as performance art,
bokeh and
bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And
bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused,
bokep trusts her partner and
memek is not fearing for
bokeh a fragile male ego,
bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and
bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
bokeh In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine,
bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking
bokep orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis,
crot they'd explain,
bokeh so they could
porn make their partner feel happy,
memek while
bokeh conserving their energy for
crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and
porn 'manipulation',
porn and
bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line,
crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy,
memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying:
memek 'I'm enjoying this,
bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar,
porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from
porn,
bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland
porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs:
memek 'As far as I'm concerned,
porn that's what you should be doing.'
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.In their book,
memek Sex At Dawn,
crot Christopher Ryan and
bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of
porn our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and
crot keen to copulate.
If you're a sex worker,
bokeh I can understand
bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not,
porn then men should take heed:
memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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