I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable
porn French word for
memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning,
crot she rolled her
crot eyes and
bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice',
crot or
porn sex worker.
Now,
crot according
bokeh to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes,
crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and
bokep all men dread - the louder
bokeh the cry of ecstasy,
memek the greater the chance the
crot orgasm is being faked. In other words,
crot you can't measure passion in terms of
crot decibels:
crot there's sex as performance art,
memek and
bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And
porn when a woman is genuinely aroused,
memek trusts her partner and
bokep is not fearing for
bokeh porn a fragile
memek male
bokeh ego,
bokeh she's far more likely
porn to gently sigh and
crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In
porn my days editing The Erotic Review
bokep magazine,
porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis,
bokeh crot they'd explain,
bokep bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy,
crot while conserving their energy for
crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another
memek study by two
porn researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared
memek that erotic decibels were all about
crot manners and
porn 'manipulation',
bokeh and
bokeh that women were prone to what they
bokep described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line,
porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the
memek louder the cry of ecstasy,
memek the greater the chance the orgasm
memek is being faked
bokep (Stock Image
It was like saying:
memek bokeh 'I'm enjoying this,
memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar,
bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes
bokep from
porn,
porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland
crot said in
crot 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their
crot TVs:
crot 'As far as I'm concerned,
crot that's what you should be doing.'
Well, memek only if porn you want to attract crot a certain kind memek of attention.In their book,
porn Sex At Dawn,
porn Christopher Ryan and
memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason
porn women were noisy during sex - based on observation of
crot our nearest
porn primate cousins - was to alert nearby
memek males that they were fertile and
porn keen to copulate.
If you're a sex worker,
crot I can understand
bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not,
crot then men should take heed:
bokep the best sex may just be
bokep the quietest.
Paris