I've long been haunted by the memory of
crot a stay in
bokeh Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly
memek that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the
bokep 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for
memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning,
bokeh she rolled her eyes and
memek declared the woman an
crot 'actrice',
porn or
memek sex worker.
Now,
memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal
bokep Swedes,
bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and
porn all men dread - the louder
memek the cry of ecstasy,
memek the greater
bokep the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words,
crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels:
porn there's sex as performance art,
crot and
crot bokeh sex as genuine
memek intimacy. And
porn when a woman is
bokeh genuinely aroused,
bokeh trusts her
porn partner and
crot is not fearing for
memek a fragile male ego,
memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and
memek moan than shriek
memek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine,
crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis,
porn they'd explain,
bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy,
bokep while conserving their energy for
bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and
bokep 'manipulation',
porn and
porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their
bokep partners over the
bokeh finishing line,
bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy,
porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked
crot (Stock Image
It was like saying:
bokeh 'I'm enjoying this,
crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar,
memek ladies?
The only
bokeh other reason to screech like a demented hyena
memek is if your sex education comes from
porn,
crot where loud always equals better.
As a
crot woman from Sunderland
crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs:
bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned,
memek that's what you should be doing.'
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.In their book,
memek Sex At Dawn,
memek Christopher Ryan and
porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and
bokep keen to copulate.
If you're a sex worker,
crot I can understand
bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not,
crot then men should take heed:
memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
Paris