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I've porn long been haunted by the memory of bokeh a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I memek bokep should bokeh offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the bokep delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this bokeh new study crot from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all bokep makes scientific sense. It confirms crot crot what most women know and bokep bokeh all memek men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the porn orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion bokep in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as porn performance art, bokeh porn bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts bokeh her partner and porn is bokep not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently bokeh sigh and crot moan porn than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was memek generally on an occasional crot basis, crot they'd explain, bokeh so bokeh they could make their partner feel crot happy, memek bokep while conserving bokep their crot energy for memek bokeh other tasks porn crot in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners crot and porn 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone memek to crot what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance porn the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It porn was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

crot As a bokep woman from Sunderland bokep said memek in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokeh their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing. bokep '

Well, memek only if you want memek to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based bokep on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokeh - bokeh crot was to alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and porn keen memek to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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